fiddle fantry 

An exclamation to use when you're writing an English paper during the end of your Junior year and you've run out ideas because you're an idiot.

Fiddle fantry! The Youngers WERE more likely to achieve their goals in "A Raisin in the Sun!"

fiddle fantry by Rex Hadges May 18, 2005

fiddlepip 

An expression of exasperation commonly used when one pours sour milk over ones bowl of conflakes in the morning when its bucketing down rain outside and you've got to cycle into work and don't have time to get anything else to eat... and you've been dumped the night before... and you've got a chillblain... and you've lost your place in the book you were reading... and you've got one of those tickly coughs that won't go away.. and you've stepped on an upturned plug in your socks just before.

"Ah goddamn fiddlepip!"

fiddlepip by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

Fiddledinker 

Young people, teenagers for example, who are being goofballs instead of doing what their told.

"Hey! You fiddledinkers better quit fiddledinking before I make you run till your tongues drag.

Fiddledinker by Coach Noval February 8, 2010

Fiddle the Bean 

Phrase used to describe the act of a female masturbating.

She told me she likes to fiddle the bean before bed.

Fiddle the Bean by wollyhall September 22, 2011

Fiddle-jizz 

You take at least 3 people and you all lie down in a circle at the point where your heads touch then you all must start beating your meat and once you Jizz you must aim it at a friend and hope it hits them but not you. Who ever gets more jizz on them loses.

Our game of Fiddle-Jizz was amazing, I accidentally Got some on myself.

Fiddle-jizz by The MTS bois November 15, 2017

Fiddle Dee Fuck 

What Scarlett O'Hara would say if "Gone With The Wind" were made in the 21st century instead of 1939.

Mammy: "If you don't care what folks says about this family, I does. I has told you and told you that you can always tell a lady by the way that she eats in front of folks like a bird, and I ain't aimin' for you to go to Mr. John Wilkes's and eat like a fieldhand and gobble like a hog."

Scarlett: "Fiddle Dee Fuck!"

Fiddle Dee Fuck by J-Wi June 17, 2010

Fiddle-Fuck 

To screw with something extremely irritating.

You scrambled my rubix cube now O have to fiddle-fuck with it

Fiddle-Fuck by Irish Army June 28, 2014