Farmer

A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football

Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!

by UTGParker July 3, 2018

farter

A nice tight ladies posterior

look at the FARTER on that!!!

by Cammy and Sparks August 3, 2005

Pickle Farmer

One who grows cucumber plants.

Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."

by tacojohns32 February 23, 2011

farfenflooger

a word that expresses great frustration or angerment

Oh farfenflooger! I ran out of toilet paper!

by MOoshkinana November 21, 2004

farmers hat

The crown of the penis

Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.

by rusty tom September 28, 2006

Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.

"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004