flapkin

the excess fat on a napkin

i farted on the flapkin

by AJizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza March 1, 2008

faking

To create a fake particularly in realtion to the practice of faking (using Photoshop to create naked images of well known people)

He's great at faking

by Netfreak September 11, 2006

faking the flavor

faking the flavor, mean to give a false impression of who you are, being getto fabulous, unreal life style.

I have a partner, who be faking the flavor. He is always broke as hell, behind on his bills, about to lose his home. And yet he still trying to keep up wiith the well to do Jones, Smiths,and Browns. pretenting to have it going on, by Buying $300. dollar David Eden Croc. and can't buy a hot dog.

by P.A. Mac June 10, 2010

faking a sonogram

Origonally from Sex and the City, when Miranda finds out she's having a boy and she doesn't respond with a "wow!", she fakes a sincere wow to appease the doctor.

-You're having a girl!
-Wow...
-That's it?
-Wow!
Later...
-I was faking a sonogram in the doctor's office, Stephanie. I wasn't excited at all.

by utahutes January 28, 2009

Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.

by Anipol May 14, 2005

FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".

I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...

by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008