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Facebook Fact-Checker

An AI whose job is to show Facebook users when a post is false, and cite articles to prove it. Unfortunately, it has several major flaws that turn it into a laughing stock:

Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)

Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.

Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.

Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Facebook Fact-Checkers are as useless as wearing a face mask under the sea.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
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Jesper Fact

Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.
Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
by cr7lover103 December 10, 2022
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Fred: rrrrrgh... (FAART)

Steve: wow man! that fart lasted nearly 30 seconds!
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Fact

Something that is true and can proved wthout a doubt
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Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.
Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

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She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.
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