Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022

exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.

Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?

by Chredwards April 7, 2017

exit

1. a door that lets you leave
2. the act of leaving
3. eternal algebra class with four (from bfdi)

1. The exit to the building is over there.

2. I really wanna exit this place, it creeps me out.
3. I can't believe Four trapped all those people in the EXIT just for losing his dumb competition!

by ZenithPurpleUnicorn February 16, 2024

Sex it and exit

When you have sex and then promptly leave the premises.

Met up with that chick last night, total sex it and exit.

by Sheishondise December 11, 2018

exitment

The act of getting only chuzz

Bro I can’t stop my exitment

by fuckthesteelers July 8, 2025

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

exit-ortion

The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -

"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".

The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.

by bamca July 25, 2017