Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.

Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.

by FriarTuck May 19, 2015

Eskimo salad

first rim asshole with animal fat of choice; ranging from crisco to whale blubber. then add round frozen berries, put ice cube in mouth and bon appetit.

it was my bitches birthday so I treated her to an Eskimo salad.

I’m still picking my teeth from that Eskimo salad.

by akokay June 2, 2019

eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.

So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!

by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022

Eskimo Kiss

When you are performing cunnilingus on a girl and use the tip of your nose to stimulate her clitorus while putting your tongue to other uses

He gave me an eskimo kiss ill never forget - Victor Homewrecker

by Eskimo Kisser December 11, 2018

Eskimo Kisses

When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.

Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.

by snoboybil January 21, 2011

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013