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Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.
The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
mugGet the Battered Eskimomug.

Eskimo Tunnel

When someone shoves ice cubes up their butthole.
Dude, my girlfriend is into the kinky stuff! She even let me give her an Eskimo tunnel!!!
by Aster of Ceremonies December 12, 2013
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Eskimo Mama

The female who is responsible for making people eskimo brothers.
Damn, we're eskimo brothers, and our eskimo mama is Stacy.
by ahahahahahahahahahaha1000000 February 24, 2012
mugGet the Eskimo Mamamug.

Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.
Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.
by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017
mugGet the Eskimo pilemug.

Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.
Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.
by FriarTuck May 19, 2015
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Eskimo Kisses

When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.
Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.
by snoboybil January 21, 2011
mugGet the Eskimo Kissesmug.

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.
"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"
by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013
mugGet the Eskimo Cousinsmug.

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