Kinder egg

A child egg

Guy 1: I ate a kinder egg

Guy 2 : mmm a child egg

Guy 3 : I ate 23 childern mmmm

by tajmahal December 22, 2018

egg eater

a person who pushes fake eggs from their vagina or ass and the male eats them

your my little egg eater

by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

Egg

A code name often used for someone that is bald/almost bald, this is saying that it (A) looks like you can cook an egg on his head and (B) their head is shaped like an egg.

"Bro honestly have a huge crush on Egg"

by Piizza_cake April 18, 2023

[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.

Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.

by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008

alabama egg roll

A masturbation technique when you're bored in the restroom or anywhere. The technique is done by taking a shit on a piece of toilet paper or paper towel and wrapping it around which ends up looking an egg roll then inserting your penis into the warm and smelly lubricating sensation and fucking the shit like a fleshlight. The origin of this technique derives its name from alabama hot pocket and the appearance resembling an egg roll.

Tom's girlfriend rejected his request to do an alabama hot pocket on her. Thus, he proceeded to the restroom and decided to make an alabama egg roll for himself.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so horny and feel like taking a shit. I want to do an alabama hot pocket on my girlfriend, you think she'll let me?

Guy 2: Probably not. She'll dump you.

Guy 1: Isn't there anything similar I can do without grossing out my girl and keep our relationship going?

Guy 2: Hmm..try doing an alabama egg roll.

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like an alabama hot pocket, except you're doing it on yourself.

Guy 1: Thanks bro! Will do!

by Iluvpunsbudidunluvu March 19, 2011

Chav Egg

A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.

"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"

"Eat Salmonella Chav!"

"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"

by Hunsley January 3, 2008

Egg Omlet

The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.

Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.

by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009