A drink popular in the United States and Canada and closely associated with Christmas made from beaten eggs, sugar, cream and any of a choice of spirits. The original drink, however, came from the county of Norfolk in England and was made from eggs and a particularly strong ale called nog, presumably because it went straight to your noggin.
“I tried some original egg nog made to the Norfolk recipe.”
“What was it like?”
“Disgusting, same as the other stuff.”
by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
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A drink in which is made by taking a sip out of a carton of milk, then quickly puking the milk back into the container. Thus creating EGG NOG. This an also be done by taking a sip of rum after the milk, then puking it into the carton.
Dude I think i'm gonna be sick.. I just drank some of the egg nog Mike made.
by J-QUAD November 16, 2007
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A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.
She suckled me until my eggs nogged.

The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.
by Dr. Knob January 01, 2009
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An incredibly thick, fatty, sweet, creamy, interesting tasting fluid containing egg yolks traditionally consumed at Christmas. It is really good in my opinion. The initial reaction is the texture of thick snot, but the taste kind of evens it all out.
by bigboi3000 December 18, 2003
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Something a lot of people drink at christmas, but very few actually like it.
"Ok, dad, i got the three litres of egg nog again this year."
"Great, son, now put them in the landfill along with the the rest."
by TheBurninator December 11, 2003
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First, you must participate in anal sex with your partner (doesn't matter what gender, as long as you're a guy) then you must ejaculate in their rectum and coninue to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the semen starts mixing with their feces. You then pull out and have your partner lick the mixture off of your penis
Guy 1: so did you get with Sally?
Guy 2: hell yeah! I gave her some egg nog!
Guy 1: awesome!
by Full moon massacre May 27, 2015
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