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Edward Cullen

The result of what happens when voldemort kills Cedric and he changes into a fairy that sparkles. Harry should be worried.

He stalks this stupid teenager called Bella Swan, and messes with her head. He more than likely has escaped a mental instution, having commited this crime a few years ago.

He is somehow able to have sex with Bella creating a child. However, he is supposingly dead, meaning he cannot have an erection, so I fail to see how that works.

He goes insane by one smell of her blood, yet is able to manage four days of her bleeding from down below due to her period.

Did I mention he sparkles? Well he does..
Yesturday, a guy crept into my room. He watched me all night but yet failed to get an erection when I changed.. He could be the brother of Edward Cullen!
by failingsuccess December 20, 2010
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Edward Gorey

1925-2000

an aloof, eccentric, absurdly talented author and illustrator well known for his illustrated stories, many of which are unplaceably illboding or passively macabre, in tone or outright. his characters seemed to be placed in another time, from 1900 through 1930 perhaps, and there was something in his art and humor that caused many fans to initially mistake him for either English or dead. his style of drawing varied considerably from book to book, some illustations impossibly detailed and dark (The West Wing), others less so (The Eclectic Abecedarium). he lived in New York City for a while, and then on Cape Cod.
The Ghastlycrumb Tinies, an alphabet of dead children, may be his best known book.
by dagger_grrl June 2, 2004
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Eduardo is a attractive guy but when a girl likes him he will avoid her ass because its to awkward for him. He's also into some weird shit. He can be sweet at times and his smile and laugh are so cute. Know as a background character and a Back Pain Grandpa. He way into his work and can act cool when he needs to be.
Boys: Eduardo is such a Cunt
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Eduard

The sweetest man alive. Very charming and knows his ways with the ladies. A true mommas boy. Will do anything for those he loves. Has a lot of friends, but likes to keep his circle tight. It’s a joy to keep an Eduard around. He’s a sexy beast with a heart of gold.
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Team Edward

In reference to Edward Cullen, of the Twilight Saga. People on Team Edward prefer him over Jacob Black (see Team Jacob). People on Team Edward also mostly prefer to see Bella with Edward, rather than Jacob. They also prefer vampires over werewolves (Edward is a vampire, Jacob is a werewolf).Team Edward fans are very devoted, and are a force to be reckoned with. This also goes for Team Jacob.
Twilight Fan 1: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Twilight Fan 2: Oh, I'm Team Edward, all the way!
Twilight Fan 1: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
*Fist fight*
by SpunkRansom December 9, 2008
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Edward Cullen

A character from the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer.

He is viewed by many readers as extremely sexy and most girls think he would make the perfect boy friend. He is loving, always want to do what is best for his love (Bella Swan), and is polite and level-headed.
He has messy copper hair and his eyes used to be green (!). Now, they change colour depending on how hungry he is, but they go from shades of brown to black, rather than being red beause he's a GOOD vampire. He would never feast on human blood, only animals.

In truth, he is overly protective and a complete creeper. He started watching Bella sleep at night before they even knew each other and stalked her into Port Angeles when they had only had a couple (very awkward) conversations.
He never leaves Bella alone and is an arsehat to her friends because they have crushes on her. (side note-every boy in the series has a crush on Bella because she's amazing like that).
Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are all better than Edward Cullen in every way.


So is Jacob.
by WhoNamesAPigAlgie December 16, 2008
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edward

A sexy boy who is liked by girls, the name Edward mean "Worrier" or "protecter" most Edwards ushally fall In love with girls named Leah or Megan don't ask it just happened if your name is Edward your strong sexy and sporty
Person1: u have u seen that boy Edward!
Person2: fuck yeah
by ThatBeast March 22, 2017
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