Tie Dying

Another way of saying you'll hang yourself with a noose.

*Your significant other breaks up with you and you're in a super depressed state*
You: Aw man, insert significant others name just broke up with me. I guess tie dying is my only option.

by Disfunctional Arm April 19, 2019

Dying to go

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation

"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."

by Space Quest January 7, 2017