mike drunkbeater

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

by KaBoom January 24, 2014

I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

Rhino-drunk

The state of being so drunk that one might very well begin crawling on the floor. Equally, if whilst crawling on the floor, it were suggested that you ought to play with a plastic rhinoceros, you wouldn't be opposed to it. Comparable to crunk, but referring to someone who is intoxicated to a greater extent.

Person: Hey man, I heard you started doing "crazy shit" last night, how drunk were you?

Buddy of person: Oh man, I was rhino-drunk. I'm quite hungover this morning.

by HMS Secretive February 27, 2009

Drunk Pirate

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.

Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.

by Griz April 30, 2004

drunkalicious

Adjective to describe someone gets more attractive the more you drink.
See beer goggles and drunkfectionate

Kevin: "I had no idea she was so effing' hot !"
Dano: "She's not... she's drunkalicious"

by DanoNYC February 28, 2007

Elin drunk

when a person is out of control drunk.
loud in your face and irritating.

wow did you see that girl that got thrown out of the club she was really elin drunk

by ub274 December 11, 2011

Sloppy Drunk

Someone who after indulging in large amounts of alcohol exhibits one or more of the following characteristics; loosing all sense of balance, loss of any sort of mental filter on their mouth, uses excessive cursing, performs lewd dancing, and is usually covered in whatever alcohol they were drinking. These people are usually fun to be around first but in the end are just an embarrassment.

Joe - "Yo man did you see that girl Megan last night?"
Steve - "Yea dude she is such a sloppy drunk, she bumped into me and spilled beer all over herself and then blamed it all on me."

by Jimmy Profs October 26, 2009