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Daisy Discharge

Self-induced vomiting on to the top of a girls head as she is performing felatio on you.
Dude, I was at Dirty Daks in Ringwood the other night, I dragged this moll into the shitters and gave her a Daisy discharge. It was so funny because my nona's gnocchi was reguritated.
by butter On My Willy April 25, 2010
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Driscoll

Someone, usually a white Irish kid who is always either playing video games, or is always on their computer.
Dude, all u do is play PS2. You're such a friggin Driscoll!
by Izzle Fizzle April 1, 2007
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dischead

An inept, foolish, or contemptible person. Displays similar qualities and characteristics to that of a dickhead but in a more endearing manner.

If someone openly admits do being a dischead, they are a dischead.
He climbed up the drainpipe onto the roof of the club and then fell off breaking his heel. What a dischead.

The dischead danced on a table surrounded by girls and tipped it over spilling all their drinks.

He unwittingly swung off a streetlight onto an unmarked police-car and was subsequently arrested. He was being such a dischead.
by G M Palmer September 26, 2007
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Disc

Disc is a short form of ‘Dick is shit cum’, a phrase said by TommyInnit in an YouTube video called ‘I swore EVEN MORE at BadBoyHalo, a minecraft YouTuber who doesn’t like swearing.
Random man: My disc.
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj December 24, 2020
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Corona discharge

Overdosing on beer causes one to ejaculate Corona.
A man drinks too much beer will have symptoms of corona discharge.
by scienceA+ March 17, 2009
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electrostatic discharge

What you get when you touch something that you shouldn't be exposed to
I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
by ogdajuiceman August 25, 2011
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Honorable Discharge

When an opportunity to cheat on your girlfriend presents itself, but you decide to just jerk off instead.
"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."
by The Nigerican January 10, 2015
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