dr. simmers

A communist science teacher that loves to ask what the story is and ruins your fucking day!
What's the story you fuckin carrot. Dr. Simmers will call the nukes
by jeremyvenom May 10, 2016
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dr. hook

A band famous for their song, "Sylvia's Mother." That can be a good or a bad thing, which is up to personal interpretation.
Dr. Hook made a song called "Sylvia's Mother."
by CamouflagedCow416 May 04, 2016
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dr. nefario

Dr. Nefario is the most savage person in Despicable Me, but somehow, he NEVER became the main character. There must be some conspiracy around him, because of all of this terrible treatment. He made the INFAMOUS JELLY! IT TASTES LIKE F'ING HEAVEN! HE IS GOLD, HE GETS ALL THE WOMEN!!!!!!! But still, he is treated as an extra in all the movies. THAT'S WHY HE LEFT IN DESPICABLE ME 2!!!! HE COULDN'T TAKE GRU'S CRAP ANYMORE!

He is praised in his own religion, Nefarioism. WHEN YOU SEE HIM SOMEWHERE ANYWHERE, COMPLIMENT HIS GREATNESS!!!!!!

Can also be used as an adjective for somebody very very smart.
Dr. Nefario Is beautiful.
This kid is as smart as Dr.Nefario.
by Cool Kid 102906 May 23, 2019
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Dr. Pickle

When you straddle over someones head who is laying on the ground face up. You then rest
your balls on the eyeballs of that individual.
The penis is then bent downwards into the
persons mouth. I present to you, the "Dr.
Pickle"
Sentence 1
"I'm watching the kill cam, and he's giving me
the Dr. Pickle......."

Sentence 2
Guy 1: "No one wants to wake up to the Dr.
Pickle, Nobody"
Guy 2: "You're the one who fell asleep with
your shoes on. that's on you. Bruh"

Sentence 3
“I didn’t complete 4 years as an undergraduate at Harvard, four years in medical school at Oxford and 5 years in
residency at Mass General to be called Mr.
Pickle, Thank you very much! It's Dr. Pickle to you, fine sir!”

Sentence 4
"If done correctly the Dr. Pickle is a game
changer……..think about it?"
by JL_MoneyBags December 28, 2021
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Dr Shawn

Being so drunk you spill your beers and wreck your corvette into a ditch and beer cans go everywhere
"i got so drunk"
"how drunk where you?"
"I was Dr Shawn Drunk!"
by Bigtech209 January 31, 2015
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tl;dr

Too Long; Didn't Read

Literally translates to: That was too long to read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what you said, but I still want to say something.

Now, instead of just dropping capitals the modern internet communicator also drops tiresome reading! The time savings will be incredible.
Person A: Hi, do you know anything about where Jamie and Brad are?
Person B: tl;dr
Person A: Uh... How should I have said that?
Person B: do u no where jamie n brad r
Person A: AGH... It burns!
by Gogo May 16, 2005
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Dr. Obvious

1. A person that makes generalized, self-evident "observations" in an attempt to bolster his or her sense of worth in a conversation. However, almost all comments made by a Dr. Obvious are as worthless as he or she is.

2. That guy that says what everybody else was thinking twenty mintues ago.
"Dude, I think its broken."

Jeff: "Yeah, I like boobs."
Chris: "Well welcome to the human race Dr. Obvious. Too bad a tool like you will never see any."

Jeff: "Well the problem is ______."
Chris: "Ah, thank you for you expert opinion Dr. Obvious. Now what the fuck are we going to do about it?"
by Lord Andre March 22, 2005
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