Bloinky Doinker

To be a silly mess and simultaneously be adorable.

Kris: “This is how I look.”

Allison: “You’re such a bloinky doinker”

by XypprZ Allison December 25, 2023

Phantom Dooker

When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.

I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Kesteel Donker

Kesteel donker, kasteel donker on a heavy sesh. Or so they sing...

A delicious, yet religious, Belgian prestigious Beer. Served best on a dusty road.

Too drunk? Gotta keep on plodding onward
With your precious load.

Wanna go for a *sings in the tune of little donkey* kesteel donker, kesteel donker

by Hrvlwnds March 22, 2024

Blue dorker

The term for ignited flatulence. Lighting a fart on fire is called doing a “blue dorker.”

Dude, be careful you don’t set your butt hair on fire when you do that blue dorker.

by Commentsadnauseam June 14, 2024

Dong Doinkers

To have fat boobies

"Yo my teacher in my english class had some fat Dong Doinkers!"

by Random person u dont know March 1, 2025

ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking

I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.

by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022

Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024