dickscribe

Describing your dick (in audio , video and any other format )

She dickscribed my to all her friends. And my phone won't stop buzzing.

by Sudonym April 18, 2016

dicksabled

When a woman has been fucked hard by a big dick and feels the effects the next day. I.e bruised cervix

Girl, I'm so dicksabled today!

by Alphadick October 26, 2017

Dicksentia

A condition caused by a lack dick

My best friend has dicksentia

by Supreme bliss August 11, 2019

Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

Professor Dickscrape

A man who...

1. Has an unused college degree.
2. Has a bedroom that would appear that a comic book shop blew a load on it.
3. Rubs his penis against guitar strings till its raw.

"Dude, is this the part where you go all Professor Dickscrape and rub it raw?"

by me aka tommy March 9, 2010

Urban Dicks

People on Urban Dictionary who reject good definitions yet approve stupid ones.

Buncha Urban Dicks on here.

by JoeNJ2 November 29, 2013

Slacky Dacks

A pair of old, warn-in and often dirty sweatpants. Q-tip known for wearing them to the airport for a 24 hour flight to Sydney form London

Robbo sat in his slacky dacks all day, after a big night out on the tins. Safe to say they were still being worn whilst having multiple masty's throughout the day - average room temperatures rise by apprx 5c when he walks into a room wearing them.

by Backing in Burma November 20, 2014