monkey diving

Verb. Butthole sex.

Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.

by No Eyed Schmee July 29, 2008

Dumbo Diving

The act eating out a female with an elephant-ear vagina (A.K.A. Muff Diving).

Guy: So how was your night with Megan?

2nd guy: You don't wanna know..

Guy: What happened!?

2nd Guy: Well, I ended up Dumbo Diving her right on the sofa. I was scared and wet and just wanted to go home!

by lilac meadows May 30, 2011

slum dive

Refers to an upscale, successful female chasing or dating a piece of shit or lowlife male.

Your girl definitely took a slum dive when she started dating you, she's a paralegal at the best firm in town. All you do is smoke pot and sit around all day at your moms house with your no job having ass.

by Your psuedoym June 01, 2020

Wheelchair Diving

Soon to be an olympic sport in the special olympics. That is when the trainer pushes the guy in the wheel chair off the diving board. and the wheel chair has lifejackets so it floats back to the top

Colten devenyi won first prize in wheelchair diving.

by sadlo1733 May 22, 2009

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 11, 2011

demon diving

the act of opening your Italian sandwich, seeking out and removing the obnoxiously large and extremely unenjoyable peppercorns so as not to burn your mouth and ruin your lunch by eating one of those mothers

demon

"I'm going demon diving before I eat this Italian sandwich, last time I burned my whole frigging mouth on one of those mothers."

by YobiYo May 31, 2011

Apple Dive

Hanging out in a car and thinking of random words to put together and look up on the internet

Shawn: Think of a word that starts with A and add a verb.

Levi: APPLE DIVE

by GirlShawn October 31, 2011