dickmagee

A total douche who happens to be a moron as well.

Hey bro don't be a dickmagee

by Dickmagee November 1, 2017

dickmented flower

Dickmented flower

I looked at Ryan and thought about his dickmented flower. He has an ugly one #lmfaostupidryan

by Blacked fig December 17, 2017

dickmatized

hypnotized by ones penis

"girl i cant help it im dickmatized"

by simeezy May 27, 2018

Dickamnesia

When you haven't had the dick in so long that you forget if it was good or not.

Guy: You know you like this dick girl.
Chick: Actually it's been so long since we fucked, I have dickamnesia.

by Carmilythoughts May 9, 2018

dicknanny

A person who consantly gets nutted on

Bruce is such a dicknanny

by John hoppscott March 9, 2018

Dickhanding

When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.

After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime

by The_Dongler69 October 22, 2018

Dickmatized

When a man is secretly gay but pretending to be straight. Then see’s a hot guy walk by and get turned on/hypnotized by the dick.

Taylor: Scott is so gay, he’s just not out the closet . The other day he got dickmatized by Aaron.

by Rainbowpenis January 7, 2019