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Dingus flonker

it is the long dying penis of a whale. The word can be used instead of the word doofus or idiot
wow john you are such a dingus flonker
by Flooper crankle February 25, 2019
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Dingus

A useless vile pointless growth normally found near a team leaders recrtum
Have you seen that dingus over there
by Hughz-boy January 13, 2019
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Dingus

A person that wears socks when they sleep.
My father is a dingus.
by Saraaa January 25, 2019
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Dingus

Ariana is a dingus
by Myniggamoe February 16, 2019
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Dingus-hopper

A person who does stupid things because of ignorance or sheer stupidity.
Someone leans forward to smell a fresh batch of cookies, comes too close and burns their lip on the baking tray. "Ayden, you're such a dingus-hopper! Be more careful!"
by DrewskiG March 28, 2019
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Dingus

Look there’s a dingus
by TOTP April 12, 2019
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Dingus of a day

When a kid shits in a sandbox and you have to grab it out with gloves and then a kid throws a chair at you twice followed by bleeding through your pants completely and having to wait an hour and a half to go home and change and come back to work.
Cecilia had a real dingus of a day and Jacob would do anything to put a smile on her face
by notjacobsrslynotjacob April 16, 2019
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