defunction

Not able to funk...Lack of letting the vibes flow....

Lucy was defunction(ing) herself at the Rave/Techno dance party!

by Seth Wolf July 16, 2005

dejection zone

depression zone

(1) She is slowly sliding into the dejection zone, and still has one more day left to this week. Is this what you call karmic backlash?

(2) The 2008 budget has pushed loss-laden airline industry into dejection zone.

by riamimi July 17, 2009

defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

by ncinpa December 31, 2013

Defeation

Feeling defeated.

no silverling.
The end of a dark tunnel.
Defeation I'm done with this shit.

Defeation I'm done with this shit.

by kool b eans November 20, 2017

Defecation of character

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.

I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.

by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019

derection

Refers to a specific navigational heading towards something that gives you a major boner.

If surrounded by a group of comparably-attractive ladies, a typical dude will usually head in da derection of da gal wif da biggest boobs.

by QuacksO March 8, 2019

derections

A set of "how do" advisements detailing effective ways to give a dude a hard-on.

If your guy has gotten totally exhausted from lovemaking for hours, you will just need to wait a while till he rests and recuperates before he can "get it up" again... no amount of derections will help you to make him get a boner before then.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020