American Diarrhea

The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.

Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640

Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.

by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 1, 2020

hot diarrhea

when your diarrhea ends up boiling hot after eating taco bell; may leave certain uncomfort in certain places (depending on where you wipe and where it ends up)

"I had stinky, hot diarrhea last night"
"haha wtf"

by shrimpi November 5, 2020

Developer Diarrhea

When a developer has many ideas at the same time.

I just had developer diarrhea
What did you think of

by Mindseye Co. OFFICIAL July 2, 2021

Poop poop diarrhea

when someone is annoying you or you just don’t feel like talking

Random girl: Why aren’t you texting me back when I texted you?

Other random girl: Poop poop diarrhea

by Sidothekido December 14, 2020

I've got diarrhea

The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.

Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea

by Kompress0r June 14, 2021

explosive diarrhea

when your using the john and you take a dump so focefully when you have diarhhea that it creates a loud bang as the crap ejects from your anus. known to leave Port-a-potties in ruins

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by suffers from this condition May 9, 2003

diarrhea touchdown

When you're ass is about to break open and you barely make it to the toilet in time.

Officer, I really need to get back on the road. I'm about to score a diarrhea touchdown.

by xpoopxmachinex November 11, 2013