Danish People

Mad crazy danish mapler is mad.

Danish guy : Hey there
English guy : Hello
Danish People

by wikipedia34234524 January 16, 2011

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danish pastry

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.

Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.

by jayjay230 May 22, 2008

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danish

Something that Stiny retrieves.

"Stiny! Get get me a danish!"

by Fo0dNippl3 September 14, 2003

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French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

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Danish Liberation Movement

The Danish Liberation Movement (DLM) is an environmental group dedicated to recycling human waste into heating fuel, such as coal or natural gas. They currently have two products, "Dem Shaester broek" (the shit brick) and "Dem Woester Wounde" (the great wind), both used by the majority of Danish citizens. It is a great honor to give a ton of Shaester Broek to your family; it recognizes their commitment to the environment, as well as your financial investment to their wellbeing

Hans: Lara, what is that sound?
Lara: Papa, it's the Danish Liberation Movement with your Shaester Broek!
Hans: Lara! A ton of shit from Christmas! Could there be a better gift?
Lara: Truely shit is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hans: I'll drink to that!

by Pitt the Younger January 1, 2008

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