Darwinism

A semi-scientific philosophy which claims that all life exists as a result of highly improbable circumstances and haphazard mutations a.k.a. "hopeful monsters." Darwinists have a tendency to proclaim that Darwinian evolution can account for everything (frog to a prince) while also appealing to ignorance in the face of massive gaps in their philosophy.

Darwinism is closely related to naturalism.

"The dogmatic apostles of Darwinism are a militant bunch."

by scenester December 26, 2005

Charles Darwin

to take a friends items and rub on ones selfs lower parts...

Tyler why did you just Charles Darwin Kevin's cell phone....

by the giant 95 October 19, 2010

economic darwinism

A population control method. Whereby everyone is sterilized at birth. When they can afford to reverse the procedure they have proven themselves ready and fit to reproduce.

If people are serious about population control they will need to decide between economic darwinism or some other method that may be race or religion based.

by Angatkuq January 26, 2011

Darwined

To be looking at two pieces of evidence and concluding that they produced a third piece of evidence totally unrelated.

Dude, what is you brain fucking made out of meatloaf!? There is no way those two dogs gave birth to a non-dog, you must have been darwined high school.

by Word-slinger March 31, 2016

Social Darwinism

Having a Twitter war with every one on social media.

I am great at Social Darwinism! I should rule over people like Bill Gates and whatnot.

by Magnus Jackson October 22, 2017

Darwin

A girl who is apparently a “boy” but is actually secretly a girl and acts like one, or maybe he’s just gay, is one of those... Darwin is a weird rare name, a rare specie he is to be exact. Extremely weak & skinny thinks they are cute but really is not, looks like a gringa and is a wannabe Mexican.

Alondra: Darwin said he’s gonna try to come hang out with us tonight again for the 100th time

Ariana: he’s always hanging out with girls, sorry SHE*

by sonotari June 22, 2019

Dalina

An ugly deformed potato useually found in a garbage can

I found a Dalina yesterday and eww she was GROSS

by Rawest_of_Rawrs_xD May 19, 2018