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menstrual cycle

The twenty-eight day cycle between the release of female eggs, ovulation.
Tyrone kept Jennifer knocked up every time she ovulated because he couldn't stand the sight of a bloody cunt; therefore Jennifer's menstrual cycle was almost non-existent since she bore Tyrone's child yearly. When she started her periods again after each birth, he knocked her up again to minimize the bloody periods.
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The cycle 

When you fuck a grandmother, her daughter, and her grandchild all in one night.
I fucked my friends grandma, mom, and sister and got the cycle.

Spin Cycle 

What one encounters when shutting his/her eyes after drinking a lot of alcohol or mixing alcohol with pot.
"Holy shit Matt, I can't believe you finished that handle."

Matt: "I'm going through a Spin Cycle, just get me the waste basket."
Spin Cycle by GingerCartman April 22, 2010

uni-cycle 

Similar to tryke. A uni-cycle involves two females. The first female performs a handstand on a wheel-barrel tire. The second female uses a double ended dildo or other phallic item to "ride" the first female.
Samantha preferred to have Angela change the light bulbs why they uni-cycled in the garage.
uni-cycle by blueiyis June 30, 2008

suck my cycle 

I love it wen Anna kournikova sucks my cycle
suck my cycle by Adam (PIMP) August 25, 2003

standard cycle 

The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.

If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.

Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.

Dude 1: Your wife sucks.

Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.

The Cycle 

(N) - cyclical and tragic break-up process that involves breaking down to nothing before regaining one's form. Symptoms involve heavy binge drinking, random fits of tears and propensity for listening to depressing music (i.e. Dashboard Confessional).
That's the twelfth time he's put on "Round Here" what the hell?

Easy man, he's going through the cycle...it's all he's got.
The Cycle by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010