gucci cumsocks

Gucci cumsocks are sock that are made by gucci that you cum in

Joe mama: i heard candice has gucci cumsocks

You: Whos candice

Joe mama: can dis dick fit in your mouth

You: Lets find out

by Big Black Nigga Balls 4k August 7, 2021

Alabama cumback

When you're having sex with your sibling, cousin, or relative, and you pull out to cum on their back.

So I was fuckin' my saster, and I gave 'er a Alabama cumback.

by God's Erection November 2, 2021

explosive cumback

When your girlfriend sucks you off, then you hold her head so you're deep in her throat as you ejaculate. Once done, she slaps you, bursts out laughing with a mouth full, and it explodes in a raspberry all over you and the surrounding soft furnishings!

She sucked me off last night and it ended in an explosive cumback!

by AngryDragon1280 December 5, 2021

self cumscious

self conscious about the taste of your own cum

oml you made so self cumscious.

by DBEAST2121 August 17, 2024

frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.

the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

by inhis March 20, 2025

Carrie's Cumback

When a girl squirts on her period leaving her partner standing there awkwardly drenched in blood

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period but then it turned into Carrie's Cumback and he didn't know what to say.

by MikeBroke June 6, 2018

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.

"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022