Shit Cranker

Some one who is fluent in lying, and imense loads of stupidity pour out of their mouths.

Allen: "I fucked your donkey's ball sack with a vagina."
Anybody: "Shut the fuck up, you friggen Shit Cranker."

by The Schonz Bros. July 23, 2007

crank

A cheap form of meth made in trailer kitchens. often causes gritting of teeth, assholeyness, destruction, inability to pay bills, romantic relationships with ones aids infected cousin, and finally complete retardation.

1. Grary nd' nikole loves they crank.

2. The more CRNK I snort the mores i become the hulk.

by the magical muffin June 11, 2006

Crank

A person who is heavily involved/intrest in the fire brigade.

Hamish is just a crank

by Crank23 May 20, 2019

Cranking A Brown

When you take a shit. Usually during an upper decking.

I was really Cranking A Brown at the party. Nothing funnier than Upper Decking someones toliet during a party. I of course left the party after i shitted.

by upper deck crew July 30, 2009

Crank shaft

To hit your driver in golf as far as humanly possible

I am about to crank shaft on this par 5

by Haunchy May 1, 2020

bitch crank

1.To beat the living piss out of someone.
2.To harm someone physically.
3.To move an individual with force by means of hitting, particularly punching in the mouth.

When I was at the store the other day, I totally bitch cranked this old slut into the Rice Crisy Treats display for giving me some shit about being too loud.

by B Diddy Dogg July 28, 2008

crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009