criticulous

When something critically said is just ridiculous

-Finally, the Colts released Bob Sanders. He was terrible.

--He was a Defensive POY and helped the Colts win Super Bowl XLI...

-Yeah, but he is always hurt. He's just not good.

--That's criticulous. You are ignoring facts.

by mommytyres March 5, 2011

critchin'

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

by anti critch May 14, 2011

criticrowd

noun. A combination of the words "critic" and "crowd." Refers to a group of critics, especially when such group is formed through social media and when its cumulative criticisms form an overall assessment.

- The Rotten Tomatoes criticrowd gave Donnie Darko a Tomatometer rating of 85% and an Audience rating of 77%.

by atomessence September 12, 2011

Critical Massturbation

(n)The point at which one's ejaculation becomes explosive.

"Man, last night I jacked it for like six hours before I hit critical massturbation."

by MisterCell. April 14, 2013

Crito

1. Someone who nags everyone and everything wrong about them.

So we went out to dinner but she was such a crito that by the end of the night I broke it off.

by Finda biach August 7, 2014

Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.

"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."

by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015

critsyl

A fucking Absolute Savage on Caitlyn Known for his league of legends gameplay and racial profiling Critsyl is a north american member of Rich Gang NA who compete within the north american challenger series in league of legends.

Dude Critsyl is such a twitch one trick.

by Thecuckgod June 7, 2016