cousin

Invariably, everyone has at least one cousin who has been in juvenile hall, is a slut, or lives in the ghetto. Even if you are the richest person in the world.

Jack: yeah I live in Bel Air, but I have some cousins who rep hoover and live in COmpton.

by Angelacia July 25, 2007

cousin

On an episode of COPS;
The person to which a stolen car,
a bag of weed, or
a crackpipe, belongs to.

No, I didnt steal the car, its my cousin's, and thats his bag of weed and crackpipe too.

by doncoz August 31, 2004

cousin

homie, friend, associate, partner

me and my cousin went to her party.

by someone May 13, 2005

distant cousin

A cousin that isn't in your close family circle so you got some room to make shit happen yee yee.

Don't worry bro ol' Bessie is a distant cousin. We allowed to have a lil fun hehe.

by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019

cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.

Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

Cousing

Cousing is the act of brutally raping your own cousin

Aye Jon, have ye' finished cousing?
Yuh bro,she didn't stand a chance against us hyuk!!

by MarcoIsANgger December 28, 2018

baby cousin

Your first,second, or third cousin's child, or, as a literal description of a person's much younger cousin.

How'm I gonna hang out with my baby cousin? We're from completely different generations.

by Bruce Bentley March 12, 2007