someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023

skibidi cooked

when ur really cooked

wallahi im skibidi cooked

by initdotpy July 10, 2024

im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.

My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).

by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024

im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 3, 2024