Columbian Congo

When a group of people go to the bathroom to do cocaine.

Those motherfuckers are Columbian Congoing.

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Cumbine Harvester

when you aggressively ejaculate into the end of a combine harvester to make the crops grow faster.

Lacey: Did you see how tall Joe's crops were?

Kendra: Yeah, he used a Cumbine Harvester!

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When you slice the nut sack open and pull the dick through the scrotum in a means of torture.

Also known as the Epstein Neck Tie 😁

I gave that child molester and Columbian Dick Tie.

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A sex finisher where the man cums in the woman's nose she snorts it into her mouth and gives the man a wet willie with the cum.

Did you use the Columbian Recycling Prank on him last night as payback for him cumming in your nose?

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Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal

I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge

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A woman who is a hoe. but not just any hoe. A super hoe. She goes through the boys like a combine harvester through a field of grass.

Bro, Stephanie is such a combine harvester.

Don't date her, she is a combine harvester

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One who munches on tin cans. Mainly empty soda cans and whatnot.

One who is insanely stupid

“Wow, that girl is so dumb, she’s literally a combinemuncher.”

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