coal

What Santa gives you when you are a bad boy.
Hahaha santa gave you coal
by Non-Nerd December 19, 2020
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Coal

Coal as used for a dog’s name, means many things. Coal is kind, sweet and loyal. He will keep you warm on a cold winter night, as lump of coal would in an oven. Coal is very intelligent, and the envy of most dogs. He always has the coolest haircut, and it draws many loving looks from admirers. Everyone wants Coal by their side.
That Coal sure is cute!
Does Coal want a treat?
Coal is such a good boy!
by Booboo Coal February 03, 2021
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Coal Powered Train

It means you need and energy booster or some sort (Gatorade, pills, etc) power you have sex or you'll be to tired, or "weakened" easily.
"Your boyfriend is a real Coal Powered Train."
I know right, he just keeps "chugging" along."
by Chuga chuga chuie April 19, 2016
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Coal Miner Pussy

Word origin: This comes from rural Tennessee through the smokie of NC and up to West Virginia.

A cavernous vagina.

a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.
Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.

Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.

Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.
by Ultimo Gringo June 22, 2024
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coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.
Dude you’re such a coal spreader.
by P-Squilly January 15, 2024
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Coal Rolex

A diesel vehicle that goes against the stereotype of a big, dirty, polluting work truck, also known as a Coal Roller.
"Wow, Dylan, that Golf TDI is nice!"
"Yeah, it's a real Coal Rolex, isn't it?"
by Iamvaccinated May 27, 2022
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solar coal

A house that has any of the following characteristics which hurt a solar power system installation and investment: a shaded roof, small roof spaces, multiple roof vent pipes, expired roof material, breakable roof material, northern roof orientation, south, west or east chimney location, numerous roof lines, low dead weight tolerance, multiple floors, steep roof pitch, receives less than 5 hours of direct sunlight per day, absence of a utility net-metering program, monthly electric bill under $100, and less than a 200 AMP electrical service box.
Person 1: A tree shaded 800 squarefoot multi-level house built in 1970 with clay tile shingles, 100 AMP electrical service, a chimney on the west side with bathroom and attic vent pipes on the south facing roof in the front is totally solar coal.

Person 2: That's solar coal for sure!
by Sheldon's Solar, LLC November 29, 2010
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