punch my clown

masterbation

i like to punch my clown sometimes

by deeeee. July 13, 2010

Solar plexus clown gliders

An Apparent Corruptive Entity that is the collective name given to a broad range of paranormal phenomena attributed to a corruptive entity which infects weak and vulnerable people through the Solar Plexus chakra. Originally used by 80s New Age practitioners, the phenomena was linked to a horror themed email forwardable in the late 90s, which claimed that simply reading or hearing the words "Solar Plexus Clown Glider" made one susceptible to infection. (Or seeing the photo related) (DO NOT LOOK IT UP)

Person 1: "i looked up solar plexus clown gliders, and now i cant sleep!"

Person 2: "Sounds Scary, I Heard The Photo Curses You."

by Scaramouche38 January 17, 2023

Punching the Clown

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

by Naughty February 8, 2005

The clown is down

To indicate that a resolution is final.

"The clown is down."

If you don't know where this is from, you are ignorant.

by PoopyPoo January 4, 2006

Clowneying

The act of faking a sports related injury that would seemingly be minor in order to mask under performance in a given athletic year usually in the context of a college football season.

That defensive end was Clowneying a pinky toe injury because he was unproductive in the first two games of the season.

by UrbanTiger October 8, 2013

Clown lung

Clown lung is the slang term for talcosis. Inhaling talcum powder excessively over time causes lung problems, even death. People who have regularly breathed in talcum powder over long periods of time have developed serious lung damage and cancer. Clowns apply heavy talcum to set their make-up so that's where the slang term originated from.

She wear so much make-up she's gonna get clown lung!

by NowYouKnowHo November 10, 2022

clown balloon

A long, unbroken piece of human feces that resembles a balloon that a clown would twist into an animal.

"Man, I just coiled up a clown balloon. It took three flushes to go down."

by jmbalaya April 6, 2008