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Celtic Knot

The penetration and ejaculation of a penis of someone of Irish Decent.
Aiden McDougal Celtic knotted the young Irish maiden.
by Brock Lucas March 15, 2018
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Celtic

A football team who very often mistake themselves to be better than there bitter rivals, glasgow rangers, who've won more trophies, infact much more trophies. They play in a 4 star UEFA stadium named piggery which might aswell be a big green fence around each side, some plastic squares as seats, and 60,000 father jacks (from father ted), compared to ibrox stadium being 5 starred.

So, if you think of celtic, immediately think of rangers because they are simply better.
Q: What's the best scottish team?

A: Cel..., Rangers quite obviously.

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Q: What's the best stadium in Scotland?

A: Celtic P...Pigger...Oh yeah, Ibrox.
by Orange? March 14, 2009
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Celtic Kevin

The act of which, during masturbation, a man would pull down on his penis - tearing the skin - then rubbing cream, preferably low fat, into the red-bloody section. The stinging makes the varicose vein swell up and produces thrice as much sperm.
Woah, I had a Celtic Kevin earlier and it made me fancy some cheesecake.
by Joefudge April 18, 2009
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Cleat Chaser

A girl that desperateley follows male atheletes via social sights and/or mostly games in order to fulfill and become a side-chic. These girls usually are all average or worse, but due to a athlete showing them attention (one night-maybe 2 night stands) they think they are all of a sudden a 5star chic
Out of town football player:Did you hear about those Cleat Chasers Tennessee girls?
Guy#2: yeah my boy from the Titans said they areeasy, they some straight up cleat chasers down there. We're gonna be winning tonight for sure!
by Jamarcuz Ruselle August 30, 2011
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Boston Celtics

Professional NBA basketball team who has won 17 NBA Championships. Arguably the best team to ever play the game. Known to have some of the greatest players of all-time including Bob Cousey, Larry Bird, Bill Russell, and Robert Parish to name a few. Great from the 50s-80s but began to struggle in the 90s all the way until 2008 (with the exception of the 2001–02 season) when they acquired Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett to build another BIG 3 along with Paul Pierce. Now they are back on top and are ready to rebound from last season and go out and get #18. They are a very respectable team with great ownership and players. There's really no reason to hate them
by StingrayJ September 29, 2009
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Celtc

The true spelling of Celtic (pronounced "Sellick") when referring to the Oirish football team forced to play in Scotland's Premier League. The club have been sweeping controversey under the rug since 1888, see sweep sweep, including child abuse, glorifying terrorists, and violence unto officials. All credited to juan guy. To this day, Celtc have never been out of the shadow of their glorious cross city rivals, The Rangers Football Club.
'Hib5 Celtc's Feeded Clu8 Since 1888'
by William Green February 6, 2008
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cleats

ugly, very ugly; meant to symbolize "no cleats on the hard wood(boner)"
THat trick was super cleats, I'd never hit that, even with a brown paper bag.
by marcs November 21, 2006
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