Chode Bload

Chode Bload is a versatile action verb. It means to ruin, to own, to humiliate, to annihilate, to emasculate, to completely destroy, or to fall woefully short of a goal due to unforeseen circumstances. Similar to, but less grandiose and more vulgar than epic fail. This term was first coined by a former member of the ISSJHSS, in early January of 2006 when The University of Texas Longhorn football team shocked the world and chode bloaded the University of Southern California Trojans in the Rose Bowl. Works best in sports discussions.

After Texas won, I screamed to all the haters, "You have been chode bloaded, I saiddddd!"

You think dets bad? Rememba tha time we had five people simultaneously working to get Finals tickets and we all got chode bloaded?

When the Spurs beat the Lakers in six in 2003, the Lakers were so chode bloaded that Kobe Bryant and Derek Fisher actually started crying.

by Echo21 October 21, 2008

Chode Soup

A sweet soup made of sweat that has come off of the area between your rectum and your nutsack.

Waiter, there is a hair in my chode soup!

by Sethypoo June 4, 2005

chode

when your penis can touch all sides of a Tuna can without touching the bottom.

My oh my, look what he is doing with that Starkist can! He has a chode!

by andrew strong November 10, 2008

chode crew

a group consisting of at least 5 chodes, when their powers combine, they become the megachode. Their bond is one of the strongest bonds possible because of the short and thick nature of the members.

Soo Jonny i hear u wanna be part of the chode crew. Well your going to have to earn it u stubby mother fucker.

by gilsta October 16, 2007

chode quease

The tingling feeling that spreads from your toes to the spot between your asshole and your special place when you see something exceptionally grotesque or frightening.

Did you see the top of that guy's head? He's got some nasty scabs that gave me total chode quease!

by Dumpy Cosmo July 13, 2007

Chodeblow

A person who engages in the act of sucking a chode (a short, fat penis). This is usually used as an insult.

Lauren: Did you hear about Jill last night?

Melissa: YEAH! Oh-em-gee she is such a chodeblow!

by crazyasscrazyman1212 November 14, 2009

Chode fuck

A fat kid, with a short fat penis.

Doood, what the heck, look at Austin he is such a chode fuck

by chodeman1234 May 22, 2010