Choad rack

When a skater jumps off a ledge, lets the board rotate vertically between his legs and Lands.

Fucking Punkwood Pusher Tony Hawk needs to Choad Rack himself.

by taker May 21, 2006

choad wrangler

someone that goes out looking for only choads

your mother is a total choad wrangler

by 1livecrew October 5, 2010

team choad

a group of xangans who give head to each other's egos over the e-net, also responsible for the brutal execution of the word owned

You so pwnt him man, go you.

by ahahaha April 7, 2005

choad boner

its when a person with a choad get a boner and fucks some fat guy with it

your a choad boner ma'am u better reconize

by halo2 May 3, 2005

choad bag

it is something that keeps fat dicks warm

my mate isaac has one e.g oh my god my choad bag keeps me warm

by p-hillip May 30, 2006

choad tail

a stringy braided ass hair that hangs down to your choad.

Brian holmes has a choad tail.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.

Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal

by grandalbo November 2, 2010