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Carbonator

When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.
When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.
by Ihatedk69 February 26, 2022
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Carbarian

A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.
Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas

-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants

-Having religious objections to using their turn signals

-Driving drunk or distracted

-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
by Shepherd Guy April 24, 2022
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Carbery

A dingleberry raised in Canada. Due it cold weather and lack of sunlight, it’s smaller and more pale than it's American counterparts. That being said it’s still has the small look and stench of the American left Dingleberry.
It’s Carbery season in Canada, hopefully the prime Minister will come out of hiding and let’s us out of the house to go pick some.
by Vikingssuckballs August 10, 2022
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Carbbage

What Keto-diet people think of carbohydrate foods, as in garbage.
She’s never going to lose weight on Keto if she keeps eating all that carbbage.
by BambooBabe December 31, 2022
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Food carb

One has eaten too many cookies, cakes, candies, donuts & ice cream. Not to mention pasta & breads. So MANY that you keep stating that your in a food carb when you mean a carb coma !
Riva is in a full blown food carb!
by AuraGoldBlu October 6, 2019
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David Carben

David Carben is the most kindest, loving, caring, funny, handsome person anyone could ever meet. He will never fail to put a smile on your face whenever he’s around. Everyone likes to hang around David because of his amazing, quirky personality. David is the best person that you could ever meet in your life and you are sure to always remember him and keep him dear to your heart.
David Carben is the kindest hearted person. And my best friend.
by David Carben November 22, 2020
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