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Chicago Lane Change 

A maneuver that is popular and perfected in Chicagoland. The act is completed when a driver with Illinois plates gracefully cuts from the left lane of a major expressway across all lanes in order to just make their exit, cutting off several cars in the process.

If it is a nice day out and the driver has their windows down, they may be so courteous as to stick their hand out of the window and hold up a certain number of fingers, alerting those on the road as to exactly how many lanes they are planning on moving.

While residents of other states, particularly Cheeseheads up north, may be annoyed at this, it is considered a common practice, exercised out of necessity, in the Chicago metro area.
Cheesehead: "Did you see that Chuck? That Illinois car just pulled a Chicago Lane Change! Boo!"
Chicagoan: "Fuck you, loser - and the Packers, too."

california lane change

When you are driving on the highway and shift across all the lanes in either direction.

Similar to a jersey slide
Im in the right lane and i want to pass everyone, I think I'll do a california lane change to the left and then a jersey slide to exit

Rage Quit Game Change 

The act of getting so angry with a game that you quit and put in a new, usually completely different game just to make yourself calm down.
Bob: What happened?
Tim: Dan did a rage quit game change. He got so pissed of at the noobs on COD that he took the game out of his xbox, threw it across the room, and put in need for speed

Colombian Sex Change 

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.
Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

alabama lane change 

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.
me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"

Shingo-change-man 

Japanese superhero whose function is to make the traffic lights change in your favour.
"If the lights don't change we'll be late. Shingo-change-man!"
Shingo-change-man by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004