caption obvious

A man with super power to state the obvious.

Thank you Caption Obvious to state the obvious, now SHUT UP!

by Caption Obvious April 20, 2015

captian hook

crooked and bent dick

This can be found on boys whos dick's curve up and twist around and look all discobobilated.....Just like MAX FARR

by J May 13, 2005

Captive Mermaid

the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.

1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.

by thelegend91 September 15, 2009

Captivity

Something good for sure.

Captivity is something good

by Captivity December 6, 2018

caiti

one who is a loser and smells of diapers because she wears them because she has problems controlling her bodily functions

Damn it smells like booty! Caiti must be coming

by tom January 19, 2005

caiti

a fat, ugly chick that lives in alconbury and wants nothing more than to do her ex-best friend.

omg! u need a shrink and a diet. ur starting 2 b lyk caiti.

by supameisout2getu? December 28, 2005

Caiti

noun
(ethnic slur) offensive term for a Fat Fucking Jew.

Person 1. I hate you alot
Person 2. Well your a CAITI!

by Jakeeeeyy February 28, 2008