Connecticut Cupcake

The insertion of a chocolate cupcake into the grundle area while the female unit performs oral sex onto you. If you are a real Connecticut man, or if you think you are better than one, you will insert your man juices into it, and make both yourself and the partner eat it afterwards.

I gave Dylan's mom a Connecticut cupcake!!! It was sick!

by Alex Montez May 25, 2007

Cupcake

Thought to have been originally coined by Kira D. and Careese B. of Cambridge, MA, "Cupcake" refers to a chubby girl one might see at a bar or out-and-about whom is dressed inappropriately for a girl her size.

There are various sub-groups and classifications including "with frosting" (too much make-up,) and "sprinkles" (stupid sparkly make-up."

Cupcake tends to refer to one certain type of girl. Some slight variations including "Muffin" or "Bran-Muffin" refer to once again a chubby or think girl, this time of the nerdy variety, one whom you may come across at a library or a hipster bar, perhaps even a dungeons and dragons game or LARPing (if you are a girl reading this and know what LARPing is you are probably a muffin...

One may be tempted to use "Cupcake" incorrectly in reference to a fat girl, however a more widely accepted modification is "Pound Cake," which once again can have "Frosting."

Again, another modification which you may hear used is "Banana Bread," referring to usually a "muffin" who is a bit of a whore. I.E. she is full of rotten bananas.

Look at that frosted cupcake over there. Muffins are just capcake haters. I can't believe he showed up to the party with a cupcake as his date! It feels like a bakery in here. Why do cupcakes always come in 6-packs, one is enough!

by puzzleboston May 9, 2011

jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.

"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"

by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007

cupcake crayons

the end product of when you take all the little bits of crayon that no one uses and melting them in the oven using a cupcake tin.

crazy teen: can we make cupcake crayons?

normal teen: uhmmmm why???

crazy: i ated the good crayons..... ^.^

by dinosaurismymiddlename November 10, 2009

Cupcake University

When you completely own or destroy somebody in any circumstance. The form of own-age can range from anything from answering a question before a completely random individual to killing an opponent in the heat of battle. But to do it in an ultramodern, advanced, or ahead of its time fashion. This is an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media) Usually done in a manner leaving the (owned) confused in their defeat.

Opposed to old school, meaning to school in a new way.

She took him to cupcake university!

by yellowbronco September 24, 2011

cupcake currency

When corporations try to keep their young staff happy by subsidising meagre incomes with baked goods.

Startup culture has created a generation of pre-diabetics who are subsidised with cupcake currency.

by ladyluck81 August 12, 2014

Cupcake

Another word for the male ball sack. Can also be frosted and covered in sprinkles.

Hello there, Ladies. Would you like to sample my Cupcake?

by Tom Slagmore May 30, 2017