Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general

"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night

by stargate1983 September 8, 2010

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

Burger Sweats

To sweat after ingesting a large burger or fast food. The perspiration derives from ground meat juices stressing on the heart.

After having In and Out I have a bad case of the burger sweats.

by burgersweater March 22, 2013

Thot burger

A Thot that's thicker in a good way.

"Damn she's a Thot burger."
"Yeah she got that ass"

by ThotBurger September 6, 2016

ear burgers

ear burgers:

Balls of orange wax, commonly dug from one's ear (usually Casey) with a car key. "Burgers" is rooted from the latin word, "boogers."

Casey had a itch deep in his ear canal, but he relieved the discomfort through auditory probing with his jeep cherokee key and finally dug those ear burgers out.

by Buffalo Brian September 19, 2008

house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.

Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.

by Truthbot July 22, 2012

Jazz Burger

An overzealous individual, particularly in sales. Characterized by shady ethics and hair that has way too much gel in it.

That motherfucking jazz burger at the Verizon store sold me a piece of shit phone.

by Bender04 December 18, 2013