An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
by Inatoob September 7, 2007
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After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)
After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"
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