blossoms

Hemorrhoid like folds of tissue that hang from the anus caused by excessive fisting.

1. Ever since Johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.

2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.

by Babs Johnson August 31, 2005

Blossum

Basically a girl with a very sexy appearance. No matter what you do she's always going to be on your mind. You don't care how much you creep on her photo's even when she's into another guy, you want it and you want it now.

Guy: "Damn...Wish I could find me a Blossum"
Girl: "Wish i was Blossum.."
Guy: "Bitch..."

by Hoomoosaapien April 13, 2011

blossoming onion

when ones asshole appears to have turned inside out and hangs hangs out from over exhurtian due to anal sex or over lifting or really big shits

"Yo dude i gave sally a mean blossoming onion when i fucked her ass for 3 hours then slapped her in the gut."

by MCNEEL February 28, 2008

Bossome

Being a boss and being awesome intermittently. Note: not to be confused with Boss-some meaning a threesome with your boss/manager etc.

Not gonna lie, the way you filled out those excel sheets was pretty bossome.

by Bamboo_bomber December 31, 2011

Bossome

A mixed word meaning Boss and Awesome.

"Woah dude! look at that Possum he's a boss and he's awesome!"
"Just call him a Bossome Possum!"
"That's so Bossome Dude!!!"

by Sydney L. R. September 20, 2009

blowsome

When multiple girls give a dude a blowjob simultaneously.

Lucky Guy: Dude I got the best blowsome last night!
Jealous Guy: Shit wish I was that lucky . . .

by Woem April 25, 2010

Bossome

Used to describe something as being quite boss and awesome at the same time.
See definitions of boss and awesome for further understanding of the word.

My 2003 Honda Accord is rather bossome.

by Epic Boss August 25, 2008