bloop

a poop that looks like a fat person

that washroom has a big bloop in it

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Blops

a word that is used to refer to the infamous black ops entries in the hugely popular call of duty franchise

Dude is that COD BLOPS 2? I love the fuck out of that game!

by Shmmoobius March 15, 2022

Blerp

When something pathetically leaves existence. Like when a boner goes limp.

Mike and El's chemistry blerped all of a sudden.

by Dec The Halls March 22, 2022

blooptoop

when two or more persons think of or say the same thing at the same time, human Bluetooth

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking"
"If you're thinking let's go throw cans of paint at midgets, then fuck yeah!"
"OMG!!! Blooptoop asf!!!

by wansh wanan August 12, 2022

BLARP

The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.

on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.

by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 5, 2023

Bloopee

A man who has fully bought into the feminine imperative of post modern society. Usually out of ignorance, but sometimes to try and manipulate women for sex (e.g., a male feminist). A Bloopee abides strictly to the “happy wife, happy life” canard and even expands it to all women everywhere. A common belief of this type of man is that if a woman speaks, she’s correct automatically and will ensure he’s got her back immediately and unquestionably. Any other man trying to question anything she’s said will be countered with energy.

Another very common trait of bloopees is their utter inability to compete in male spaces where masculinity is required. They prefer the safetyism dynamic where feelings and a sense is guarantee security are most important.

A lady: oh, yesterday was such a struggle, I needed to carry in my groceries and nobody was around to help.
Bloopee: what? What?!!?!?!? Do you have a husband or a son? That’s their job, no questions! If I were there when you arrived with groceries, I would have carried them in for you. tHe fUtUrE iS fEmAlE

by YoBro4484 April 28, 2023

bloopee

A dude who puts all women on a pedestal no matter what, and who most likely was raised by a single mom obsessed with feminism and victimhood.

A lady, any lady: I had to carry my grocery bags in by myself.
Bloopee: what?!?! That should never happen, ever! If I were there I’d have brought you roses and carried all your bags in for you. Men are scum.

by Two and two is four April 28, 2023