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Blooms

This is a name you give to one of your closest friends who has bloomed up and become the best to you. This person is energetic and always fun to be with. Even though sometimes this person is hyper you ike it and you admire this person for it. Every person needs a blooms in your life they are one of the best people you will ever meet and you love them. No matter what keep Blooms close to you because they will always be there for you
Person 1: Dude that girl is totally a blooms
Person 2: Damn i wanna get to know her more
Person 1: Yeah she would be the best
by Themanwhotellsthetruth101 June 16, 2018
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Bilingual Bloodfest

A mass brawl in which one or more of the participants speaks a different language i.e. two English guys and a Spanish guy fight.
Guy " Hey look at those English and Spanish guys fighting"

Other guy "Looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest"
by NoPantsDanceMan August 16, 2009
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Orlando Bloom

The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.
That guy is almost as hot as Orlando Bloom.
by ambercutie March 1, 2005
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Orlando Bloom

The act of Italian Handing, then proceeding to insert up sphincter. After insertion, the hand must be opened up or spread wide. Much like a flower, highfive, or in-side out umbrella.
"It was a good night, until she gave me a quick Orlando Bloom"
by Honanana July 11, 2018
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fanny bloom

A female, not that attractive but enough "sweet" or "cute" features that you have a crush on her, but when she grows up you wonder exactly what you were thinking. May have had a primary talent that turned you on (singing, sports, French, etc.)
"When I came back from summer break to start the 6th grade, I was overjoyed to be seated at the back of the class that year. Fanny bloom had taken place with most of the girls in our grade."
by Lone Rogue March 24, 2009
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Blooming

We had a great time blooming at the beach yesturday.
by bbones. August 8, 2010
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Bloomington

A shit hole in south Texas with one stop light, a dairy queen and a Speedy Stop. Everyone knows your business and 99.8% of the people have kids by age of 16....if not then by the time they graduate. If your not doing drugs or getting knocked up you are in everyone elses business...you're idea of fun is going to the football games on Friday night to hang out and then getting someones aunt to buy you wine coolers to take back and drink down Black Bayou 1 or 2... 50% of the high school is employed at Dairy Queen or Speedy stop...the other half sit at home begging someone to drive them there..... 75% of the school cannot speak english and the other 25% are avid members of the FFA. If you graduated prior to 2008 and still in Bloomington you probably:
*Have one, two or more kids
*Live at your parents
*Think Cactus Canyon is the shit
*Date someone still in high school
*Just realized that texas country is cool
*Think its so cool to hang out at the fire cracker stand
*Get excited when you get promoted at Speedy Stop
*Throw a baby shower and are able to have all your friends involved cause they're all knocked up!
Where are you from?

Bloomington.

Where?

Its a shit hole 10 miles south of Victoria

Where do you go to school?

Bloomington.

**Laughter**
by i got out thank god! June 24, 2008
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