Bludger

A Scotsman

Look at those skirt wearing lazy arsed bludgers north of the border, syphoning off English money like its theirs

by Stevo77 May 14, 2015

brodge

1. (v.) The act of any semi-solid compound being squeezed through the cracks of its container.

2. (n.) The semi-solid compound being squeezed through the cracks of its container.

1. Johnny got his brodge on when administered a severe hummus wedgie

2. Got brodge?

by Captain Squelch August 23, 2011

blode

a magical goat found in the Himilayas

While hiking they ran into a pack of blodes.

by Iamamagicalgoat November 6, 2011

Bledge

A flexibly term with many meanings, can be used in almost any situation.

Ow Keegan, have a bledge at Shola Ameboabie, hes a riiiight player

by SholaTheBoabiee August 14, 2010

blogger

1.(derived from weblogger) A person who writes in a series of journal entries on the internet.

2. Someone who has been made so stupid by things such as anime and 133t that they actually think someone wants to read about how they have nothing better than to write about themselves.

Blogger Son of a Bitch:...dude...wanna read my blog?

Normal Guy: I'm strongly considering killing you.

by James "Stardust" Bond May 2, 2005

blogdec

A cohesive posting to a blog site of exactly 100 words

Blogdecs first appeared on the Web in the mid-naughts as novelties, but gained widespread attention in 2011 when they were established as Standard Communications Rights Units (SCRUs) in the Internet Communications Rights and Privacy Compromise Act. Proposed by President Rodham as a response to the chaos of the Great Society Divide of 2009-2010, it allowed each citizen, whether In or Out, the right to post up to 100 words per day on publicly available blogsites. Entries exceeding that number of words, or exhibiting "irregularities" were rejected. Most postings were exactly 100 words to take full extent of that citizen's rights.

by J C Strider March 25, 2005

bludgenous

to be blunt in ones litery choices, with aspects of bathos or anti-climatic humour.

mum~ hows your day been john
john~ shit mum

(shit being the bludgenous word)

by Leigh Clayton April 18, 2007