bending backwards

Going out of your way/speaking up to do something unnecessarily - usually in defence or to protect someone. And it is usually associated with naivety or idiocy, even.

Stop bending backwards to defend the prime minister. True, he's not necessarily bad in this case, but it's not like he's some hero, all of a sudden.

by KrikenKing March 2, 2010

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

Nutella Blackface

Smearing nutella all over your face and taking a picture with the used jar.

Sorry didn't you go in the Nutella Blackface

by Cowbutthole69 September 23, 2012

backwards-stupid

describes a really ironic and unintelligent action or statement that someone did

"What they did and said was so...so backwards-stupid."

by nickwrm September 25, 2006

blackwards

1. When a black person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by whites.

2. When a white person participates in an activity/event traditionally dominated by blacks.

1. "Jamal's favorite sport is polo? That's as blackwards as Carlton Banks."

2."Chip's trying out for the slam dunk contest? That dude's totally blackwards."

by Skyfood April 22, 2009

Blackaneeze

when a black guy (or woman) has sex with a member of the "Ese" clans

My father is Black and my mom is Chinese, therefor making me Blackaneeze

by Daddy Stos July 14, 2010

Backwards Jammy

Sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.

Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!

by backwardsjammy June 1, 2011