bible thumber

bible thumber is a family or person that trys to bring in a bible verse into every situation

that family are bible thumbers

by johnicas August 18, 2009

Biblical knowledge

1. head from a significantly older woman

2. sexual encounter with a significantly older person.

My homeboy's mom gave me some biblical knowledge the other day.

I went and got me some biblical knowledge from that old-ass freak who lives around the corner.

by le_penseur March 10, 2010

bible

The Bible in 50 words...

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob fooled,Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.

- What other book has all the words from the Bible?
- A dictionary.

by alvit May 20, 2009

Bible

A large book well over 1,000 pages written about a single subject (i.e. Christianity, chicken, heck, even a dictionary could be the bible of words.).

Jake: "Hey guys! Wanna read my Gun Bible?"
Nick: "No! The Holy Christian Bible is where it's at."
Kyle: "But my Chicken Cooking Bible is the only way to go!"

by crisisT47 July 15, 2016

bible sex

when you get turned on from reading the bible.

"& jesus sat down.." David - is it just me or i feel a bible sex comming up.

by Dre day, & Alice August 22, 2011

Bible Thumper

When people use the bible as an excuse to push their religion on others of different religions or non-believers to make them feel bad or wrong about their actions.

You:Hello, my name is James.
Other: Hello, my name is Mary like the mother of Jesus.
You:Alrighty then so how is your day going?
Other:It's alright just got done praying at home before coming out here to enjoy God's fresh air. Uh may i ask do you pray?
You: No, I don't pray I don't believe in God.
Other:God is the most important person anywhere. He is the true word. He is the most important person he is more important than you and i. If you are not with God then you are a sinner.
You: Well, my bad but I'm sure that we can have different beliefs and still live pretty ok lives. Jeez stop being such a bible thumper

by Dezzy_Yvonne May 31, 2010

bible basher

A religious person who is obsessivily you could say, and insanely into his or her religion. They tend to 'bash on' about their religion and try to feed it to you. No disrespect to their religious beliefs, but knowing a bible basher can somtimes get sticky. They tend to be very preotective over their religion, and know nearly everything about it. They will argue the point, and during times of bashing, can become quite violent.

Bible Basher: <*rabbits on about some Bible stuff*>

Little Jonny: What is he talking about Dad? I'm a little scared.

Jonny's father: Oh jus ignore him, he's a bible basher.

by Gma June 9, 2005