Skip to main content

beocheez

Used to describe a person who looks as though they smell like a combination of body odor and cheese. Often characterized by stringy hair, pale skin, or outfits that mix brown and black together.
This room smells like beocheez. Oh, Katie just got here.

Eew, look at that girl. She's so beocheez.
by YouAshhole January 14, 2016
mugGet the beocheez mug.

Bencheck

A vile, ill-intentioned virtual mutation of spellcheck which actively replaces correctly spelled words with irrelevant ones in order to ruin the coherency of any given sentence.
Kimberley - "Bencheck is tuning my life."

"*Ruining"
Bruce - "Turn off your auto-correct or your phone'll just keep benchecking you until everyone thinks you're a stupid dick."
by Brick Stiff June 8, 2018
mugGet the Bencheck mug.

beech

it’s just a beach but a third grader wrote it in his DUOTANG
kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun

teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”
by omgshesbackfromthedead March 28, 2019
mugGet the beech mug.

Bechet

Bechet stands for retarted.

Blonde, big tits and a charming smile. Can never pass the chance to take a shit on the golf course or out of a tree. Bundy is her middle name and she wouldnt be the alcoholic she is without it.

Loves a man with dreads and a beard so boys like this keep your eyes open for a bechet.

Bechet is such a special girl that should be kept happy. There is two ways to do this which is either feed her face or get a drink in her. She absolutely loves a fat feed and to get on piss.
You will know exactly when you see a Bechet as she will be wearing a flanny, work shorts and her cowboy boots.
Dont miss your chance to have a Bechet in your life, shes one and a billion.
Bechet is retarted
by Djwjaab172u3u3 April 28, 2020
mugGet the Bechet mug.

Cum Belcher

A person who is relentlessly lying talking dumb shit knowing they are making shit up.
by MrSLJSr October 1, 2018
mugGet the Cum Belcher mug.

Awkward Beached Whale

N. In the same category as the awkward turtle, awkward flag, and awkward moose, the awkward beached whale is the act of placing one's palms face-down on-top-of each other, such that the thumbs stick out to either side. The individual then proceeds to alternately wiggle the thumbs. For maximum awkwardness, proceed to make sounds similar to that of the blue whale.

V. To do as described above.
Person 1: "Wow, I feel awkward."

Multiple People: "Hmm, not us. I guess it's just you."

Person 1: *Does awkward beached whale hand motions*

"Whooo...oahhhh....wahooah"

*Feels exceedingly less awkward*

Multiple People: "Wow, we feel awkward now."
by captainduncan December 10, 2008
mugGet the Awkward Beached Whale mug.

Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill
"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"
by ?? March 23, 2004
mugGet the Mongo Beefhead mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email