beaner

The following definitions have been written by an actual beaner and a Guatemalan (which means we are actual hispanics) so we are not racist although it may sound like we are... :D
-1. A beaner is a person of Mexican or Hispanic decent (who wants to be Mexican because they are pussies and are ashamed of their absolutely excellent non-mexican background)who is a wannabe gangster who would most likely piss their pants if they were to REALLY come face to face with a "gangster" situation.
-2. Usually moes lawns, sells oranges, works in construction, does gardening, cleans pools (but still gets every worker to get in the pool after they clean it but before their boss returns), fixes roofs, hangs out in front of Home Depot when they have spare time, and also take jobs of higher qualified people for a lower pay.
-3. A border hopper, wet back, chunti, illegal immigrants, persons with a green card painted green because they do not know a green card is not actually green...
-4. A Mexican-American whos goal in life is to buy an American truck and give it flame stickers, body kits that are not made for it, a spoiler made for celicas to make the car seem "perron", and also have a sticker to represent their hypocritical fake pride to their wannabe culture.
-5. A Mexiacan who would prefer eating beans at their home than going out to a actual restaraunt.
-6. A Mexican who likes to overuse the "Spanglish" language to where it seems obnoxious and originates a hypocritical "beaner" sense of the language.
-7. This faggot sittin next to me...(not the Guatemalan)

James: "Hey Hains....look at that straight up beaners truck!!"
Hains: "WHAT?! WHERE?!"
James: "Over there by that other beaner sellin oranges to ur mom..."
Hains: "What the fuck?! Fuckin wet backs! They juss had to be beaners didn't they...."
James: "Yea....they did....wait, Hains... arent u a beaner too?"
Hains: ".......No Comment..."
Hains in his Mind: "-_-(that is a frown)... You bitch..."

by Jizzle & Shade June 11, 2006

beaner

Basically a beaner is a person from Mexico, who hopped the boarder, to get freedom. Well that’s what they are getting. From us citizens, we pay for their food, their cloths. They usually can’t keep their legs closed, like a 7 Eleven open 24 hours a day. Then they pop out kids, one after another, faster than a pitching machine can pitch. Then we end up paying child support, because the husband hopped the fence faster than he did the fist time he came here and left the mother of his child, and unfortunately the poor child. That’s not all folks. Then the child grows up without a father and causes so much trouble, which the government pays from our tax money to keep them locked up. It’s not all negative, I can think of many positive they do for our society. They sell drugs making economy a little better. Imagine 1 mother with 8 or 9 kids. 8 or 9 kids sell drugs. Imagine 100 mothers, that’s like 800 or 900 kids making the economy better. What other positive? Hmmm, I guess that’s the only positive. Oh I almost forgot they mow my lawn so good, and they sell the best oranges. But I can’t always stop on the freeway off ramps they should try a better place.

I’m tired of the U.S razing the TAX because they need to support more beaners.

by Hurtado November 15, 2006

beaner

They have to go back.

The wall? It just got 10 feet higher. We've got to expel the beaners.

by Corey Lewandowski July 12, 2016

bedang

a term used to describe the movement of a penis penetrating a vagina on a bed while clapping together 2 cymbals and fucking the shit outta the female while the cymbals noise covers her screams

"shit that hoe screams like kim k getting ray j's dick shoved up her ass u better bedang that shit if u gonna fuck her "

by ProPD June 26, 2016

Beaner

A racial slur towards Beaner(Mexicans) some people say it's like the N-Word but for beaners(Mexicans)

White Man: Hey whats good beaner
Beaner: Ay what you say
White Man: Beaner why?
Beaner: Imma get my gain and the cartel on yo asss

by Monkey man69420 May 24, 2023

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016

beaner

A beaner is a "woman boner"
An enlarged clitoris.
An aroused clitoris

When I see that guy, I get a raging beaner.
Rub my beaner

by marge-eronius December 1, 2011