beat

SARAPETIRE totally knocked up and hammered

like damn that girl is so beat and has a wide vagina from having so much sex

by whitegirl October 8, 2007

Beat friend

A beat friend is someone that won’t ask a question when you take a “ten minute break” or when you get a “snack”. They know exactly what your doing but won’t say anything about it because they so the same things. Y’all both know y’all masturbating but won’t say anything and has complete understanding

Conrad:yo Brandon I need a ten minute break sharon just sent me nudes

Brandon:imma take a ten minute break too

Conrad: man we beat friends aren’t we

Brandon:Hell yeah we are

by Bicboibrandon June 4, 2019

Beat the Protestant

The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.

Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?

Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.

by Dank Salmon March 23, 2019

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

by mafungo January 6, 2015

Hoof Beat

A series of comics which turns the characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic into humans, but also uses them into graphic pornographic scenes.

Kobe was beating it to a hoof beat.

by Broswaggins May 15, 2013

beat geek

a person that is obsessed with music - made popular by the band The Beat Geeks

Mother: "Lukas has been in the studio for 20 hours now!"
Father: "C'mon, you know he is beat geek."

by ricci-s September 10, 2010

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003