A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.
by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010
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A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."
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Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.
by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008
Get the study beard mug.Beardgasm (from Greek hairgasmos, from organ to mature, swell, also sexual climax from the sight of hair) is the peak of the plateau phase of the sexual response to a good beard, characterized by an intense sensation of pleasure. Experienced by males and females, beardgasm is controlled by the involuntary, or autonomic, limbic system, and is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Beardgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation, body movements and vocalizations are expressed, and random acts of dry humping said beard. .
by The Supertits May 10, 2011
Get the beardgasm mug.When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!
Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!
by beardster December 1, 2011
Get the beardmance mug.The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012
Get the Bearded Pony mug.The most mystical beard of them of. Dr. Kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. He hoarded it for many years. Papa J discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. It is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. There can only be lord or the rasputin. You will the very best like no one ever was!
Fredo: "Oh man this beard looks so stupid."
Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"
Fread: "What??"
Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"
Dingo: "What are you saying? This is the most powerful beard of all! It's The Beard Of Rasputin!"
Fread: "What??"
Dingo: "I shall enslave you!!!"
by dalyllama35 August 17, 2011
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